Often asked “If you had a superpower … ?”
My answer is ready prepared,
printed on business cards,
to present, along with my notoriously charming
Set in a fancy font within a scroll border,
My preferred choice for a superpower is to be able to dematerialise into nothing, at will, rematerialising in any place I so did choose, back into myself, fully intact. Along, with these following, built-in provisos: 1. Anyone within my vicinity, looking in my direction, just before my dematerialisation, would find themselves turning away, without questioning why. Thus, ensuring my superpower would remain a secret from others. 2. On my reappearance at some other place, the same scenario, no one would be looking. 3. I would always arrive in a safe place, fully clothed and with plenty of cash in my pockets. 4. I could bring back unlimited souvenirs.