Tag: poem

Cat and Bat Synergy

A cat
Would never wear a hat,
As a bat
Chooses not to initiate chat.

We’re women and we’re bus drivin’,
around your neighbourhood.
We only take aboard women (and girls),
is that clearly understood?

Scientist:
"Listen Doctor Wong,
You've got it all wrong.
No benefits are gained from 'Chinese medicine' concoctions."

Doctor:
"Blue-eyes, I object.
Counter, in effect.
Our recipes are handed down through generations."

Scientist:
"Maybe as you say,
But Mao Zedong had his way,
in 1950 driving forward their popularisation."

Doctor:
"Young scientist, think you're hip?
Well, just you regain your grip!
To suggest political necessity and conniving motivation!"