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People as strangers, I find generally rude.
That’s how I feel, as an average dude.
They live by a raging, self-entitled arrogance,
A template used, based on sheer ignorance.
I’ve witnessed this attitude, cut through social strata,
From London to Milan, New York and Bogota.
Not only these cities, but across the whole globe,
Offence found in all places, I’ve chosen to probe.
Whereas, I hold open doors, I do so without fail,
Say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’, compose polite emails.
It’s not that I’m a sad-sack nor a needy maniac,
Doesn’t everybody benefit, from modest positive feedback?
When eaten by the rudeness, I appeal upward to Zeus.
Despite knowing well, it will serve little use.
Best thing to do, without a trace of sarcasm:
Smile earnestly, move on, with a revived enthusiasm.
There’s no one out there,
When help is needed,
Or a valid complaint is made,
Deserving of an answer.
I’m basically talking to the stars.
Although simply put,
It supports the idea,
Of a programmer,
Responsible for my life simulation.
Because, He/She/They don’t know the answers.
They maybe studying, experimenting,
Perhaps having some recreational fun.
Or, I am a pet.
But God no,
Anyway, they don’t know how to respond,
And nor do they want to,
When I complain or ask for help.
They’re not experts in that particular field.
Possibly not experts in any particular field.
If I keep pushing,
They’ll press ‘DELETE’.
“Do you really want to exit and end the programme?
All saves will be lost.
This action cannot be reversed.”
If I’ve been an interesting enough character,
They’ll bring me back,
Into their next simulation.
“More successful, next time!”
But, I’m just talking to the stars.
When I was smaller and growing,
In the suburbs of old Aberdeen,
Each bairn from our neighbourhood had,
Turns out, their own trampoline.
Above the back garden fences,
Excitement accelerates skyward.
Tri-umphant arms waved in the air,
While leaping as high as they could.
Intrigue provoked as I stared,
Grappling the whole mystery.
And how those high jumpers appeared,
Only marginally older than me.
“They ur booncin’ oan trampolines mah son!”
Shared auld Daddy during a chat.
Before I could ask, he fast followed up,
“Yoo’ll nae be messin’ aroond wi’ that!”
Fiona Lewis – who’d handmade me a Valentine’s card
Thomas – now an architect
Fiona Brown – whereabouts unknown
Marcus – who’d kissed me the year before in a filmic manner
We sit on the concrete bridge to watch
as each in turn we try not to botch
our attempts to walk the ledge
running along the brook edge
A metre and a half high
up above the water
the further one progressed
the more the ledge got smaller
the angle more acute
your whole body
flattened against the supporting wall
and that’s not all …
Right near the end
but still too far to jump
it felt like the soles
of one’s school plimsolls
could easily lose their grip
Sending us tumbling into the shallow waters
into the weeds
creating billowing clouds of mud
and scattering all of the minnow fish
We played this many times
and the challenge
never once diminished
Every snowflake is unique
They say –
Those People who say such things
Who am I to doubt?
And The People who hear such things
Those People say “Wow!”
“As is every yam”
A dear friend said to me
“No two yams are exactly the same”
And yet, The People who hear such things
Those People seem less than impressed
By this particular information
And The People who say such things about snowflakes
Those People, they ignore yams almost completely
What’s that about, then?
Last time I came here it was the high end of summer.
Farm vehicles were working in the fields
and paired Red Kites circled above the trees.
Now, the tracks have filled with clay-coloured puddles.
Not one day without rain, has passed in October this year.
Not until today.
And the leaves on the trees, there’s less of them.
Yet the scene as a whole appears adequately filled out,
with the addition of reds and yellows.
The hidden forest animals have beaten me
to all the pine cones and acorns
and the birds have taken away the berries.
Mushrooms edge the dampened pathways,
They remain, changing colour
underneath this rare autumn sunshine.