A cat
Would never wear a hat,
As a bat
Chooses not to initiate chat.
And yet, a cat
Will always initiate chat,
Whereas a bat,
Usually wears a hat.
This explains much,
For example
Whenever you meet a bat and a cat,
Out together.
What you’ll notice is how
The bat will tip his hat,
While the cat,
She initiates the chat.